A Nice Forward….

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls
themselves.It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends thatals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency
of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around
with the moron who isn’t fit to wear Jeetendra’s white shoes? Here’s a
ready reckoner for you:

% Just a friend %
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I
need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she
might say, “Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”
Rahul: “Where are you going Shilpa??”
Shilpa: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.(Useless
fellow.Hmmph! ).

% Good Friend %
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try
using you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: “Hi Shilpa”,
Shilpa: “Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back.
Bye”
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: “What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?”.
Rahul: “Generally”.
Shilpa: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on
someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: “You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn’t sleep and is
not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn’t like me
anymore.
And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.
Rahul: “Who is Shekhar??”
Shilpa : “My boyfriend.”
Rahul: Oh! ok.

% Best Friend %
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can’t live without you.
And don’t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed
to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have
fun ..
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having
fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: “But I thought we were just friends.
We should remain friends
Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that.”
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %
Ok now you are really special. You are
dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother

-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her
around.You make her project.
You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You
can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything
she drags you along). But but but… don’t be mistaken. She has a
boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary
you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: “Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.
Shekhar this is Rahul,
he is my bestest friend”.
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul’s wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %
Uh… No comments dude. You’re already Gone

For all Rahul type guys… Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta.
And about Maya… and about Tina also…

This will open Shilpa’s eyes!!!!

Send it to boys to improve their Knowledge bank

Send it to girls who want to live in reality

Eventually… both will laugh

Condoms & Tradition

Well condoms they say prevent AIDS,thats what they publicise in nook & corner to prevent the disease by awareness.Now even a 10 year old child will tell the use of it.But whats the other side of the coin.

Has it fueled premarital sex.Lets see

“Dont flush condoms here”. This is a sign board in front of Bangalore BPO’s TOILETS.This was made cover story on a sunday magazine in Indian Express.So whats that about.The story goes likes this,During night shifts, young BPO Employees take breaks in couples & f**k [since they are educated,they use condoms].They throw them in toilet & flush it.During a sewage block,sanitary staff found condoms being flushed from toilets blocked & took bags of condoms.

So are we Indians who proclaim to have a very great tradition,drifting away from them.These young people enjoy & dont think about basic human values & ethics our elders have followed.Where has this sudden change come from? Many would say due to WESTERN EFFECT. Thats blabbering to core. It was a complex function that has fueled this attitude towards youth.

1) Lack of parental influence due to busy schedule of both of them
2) Sudden flow of huge amount of disposable income
3) Scientific Development on issues regarding premarital.Sexercise is advised today,so there can be parlours soon like oxygen outlets.Branding Redlight areas :))
4) LARGELY DUE TO TABOO SURROUNDING SEX.

Well i would like to finish it off by saying,its due to lack of god fearing & respecting values.But these people will one day face troubles when they see thier children f**king with thier own friends in public or Mom feeling the need to check if condoms are present everytime thier daughter going out. That day is not far in India..

Best remedy is not to publicise about use of condoms excessively,but educate children about the ill effects of having multiple sex partners,impart our tradition to them & eventually bring one-one relationship atleast in next generation.Thats the best way to fight AIDS

Dont publicise too much about using condoms,that will make even the young minds feel that its perfectly OK to have sex with anyone provided we use condoms.

PS: Sexercise is actually advised only with one partner.. & in positive sense. Im not gonna mind if someone feels bad abt me after reading this one.